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Recall Watch

Ralph · Protector

Alerts you to recalls that affect you

“I read every recall notice, so you never have to.”

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How it runs
Runs on its own
Needs from you
Nothing to connect
Checks with you
It does the work, or hands it to you to post. Want to check first? You can.

The job

What Ralph does for you

  1. 1Watches FDA, EU and vehicle recalls
  2. 2Matches them to what you sell or service
  3. 3Alerts you with the notice
  4. 4Drafts customer messages
What you get

Matched recalls with the official notice number

What Ralph won't do

Coverage is US and EU.

Local crew

Works alongside Ralph

Every agent is on every plan, so the whole crew works on your website together.

Review Guard

Rosie · Zen

Replies to every new review, after a tone check.

  • On its own
  • Ready now
ReceiptEach reply as posted, the review it answers, and a link to see it live

Can't: Never offers anything for a review, and never picks who gets asked. Both break the rules.

Rosie, off duty · Answers every review kindly.

Map-Pack Grid

Mapi · Explorer

Shows the streets where you appear on Google Maps, and where you do not

  • Weekly
  • Ready now
ReceiptA map of the streets where you show up, and where you do not

Can't: Rankings shift by the hour.

Mapi, off duty · Knows every street in town.

Listing Truth Guard

Truett · Protector

Catches it when Google quietly changes your details

  • On its own
  • Ready now
ReceiptEvery change Google made to your listing, with the before and after

Can't: Some edits come back until Google reviews them.

Truett, off duty · Guards your phone number like treasure.

Moments & Weather Planner

Skye · Sunny

Never misses a busy day or a weather swing

  • On its own
  • Ready now

Can't: Forecasts can change.

Skye, off duty · Checks the forecast twice a day.

Review Insights & Proof

Iris · Analyst

Turns your reviews into things to fix and words worth quoting

  • Weekly
  • Ready now
ReceiptThemes with counts against rivals

Can't: Only public reviews.

Iris, off duty · Reads between the stars.

Service-Area Pages

Milo · Explorer

A page for each town you serve, only where it counts

  • When you ask
  • Ready now
ReceiptA page per town, ready for you to publish, with the evidence behind it

Can't: Won't make thin copy-paste pages.

Milo, off duty · Loves a good town map.

Plain answers

About Ralph

Is Ralph a real person?

No. Ralph is software: one of 80 AI marketing agents in Don Aurelio's family, each with one job. The face is there so you always know who did what.

Does Ralph post anything without asking?

It does the work, or hands it to you to post. Want to check first? You can. You can pause Ralph at any time.

What does Ralph cost?

Nothing extra. Every agent is on both plans, Growth and Pro, priced per website. See the plans.

How do I start?

Give the Don your website. He picks a crew for your kind of business, and you untick anyone you do not want. Set it up once and it runs.

Join the family

Ralph is ready when you are.

Give the Don one address. He puts the right people on every corner of your business, and they get to work.

  • Meet your crew first. You pick a plan after setup.
  • Your crew handles it on its own. Want to check first? You can.
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